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Vol. IX . . No. 4
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CARL PALADINO - I AM A GAY AMERICAN

|News

Paladino claims he was quoted


Bill replaces Columbus Day with 'Genocide Festival'


Obama on new dollar bill


Meg Whitman not a whore, according to sources

Proposes 'eCal' system modeled on eBay
to fix budget woes


Barney Frank's secret text messages to Brett Favre


U.S. sorry about David Hasselhoff experiment


Biden to 'play hell'


Hillary to become VP; Biden named President of Afghanistan; Karzai traded to Minnesota Vikings


American people hire high-powered lobbyist to push interests in Congress


Pete Rose thrilled to join White House staff


Spitzer admits controlling media makes it difficult to control sexual urges

|International

Carla Bruni's nationality questioned


Mexico time-share violence rages out of control


Global warming being enjoyed by millions


UK: David Cameron: "I hate the cuts", but his body language says different

To blame all future blunders on Liberal Democrats


British French American German terror attacks 'highly likely' to occur at anytime

Man gives up fear of terrorism in disgust after failing to be targeted by al-Qaeda


|Sports

To be spotted at the Vikings-Jets game...


Chris Andersen's new tattoo is very bright


49ers say Mike Singletary's pep talks 'a little off' this year


NHL finishes freezing water for 2011 season

|Entertainment & Lifestyle

Amy Winehouse: "I've been drug free for three years"


'Stargate SG-1' fans disappointed to see Richard Dean Anderson walk onto stage like a normal person


NBC confirms 'The Event' to represent America in new Olympic event


Duke offers “Horizontal Studies”


8-Year-Old Asian mix wins Westminster Boy Show


|Science & Technology

Zuckerberg launches Babybook


Historians admit to inventing ancient Greeks


Ask a FAKE Doctor: Duck Face Plague


Air makes you fat!


Light drinking no risk to baby say researchers


Girl breaks up with guy, but still wants to date him and get over him at the same time but not entirely, because there still might be a chance that it may work although she’s not a 100% sure


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