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Vol. XII . . No. 1
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GUILTY VERDICT BRINGS STREAM OF DETAILS ABOUT JODI ARIAS' SEX LIFE TO MERCIFUL END

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Charles Ramsay national hero!

Cleveland hero Charles Ramsey’s story: Dead Giveaway (video)


Sanford’s comeback gives hope to liars

Sandford celebrates election with murderous rampage

In victory speech, Mark Sanford promises S. Carolina he won't cheat with N. Carolina

Mark Sanford Looking Forward To More Taxpayer Funded Affairs

Jenny Sanford: 'I'm loving these lax gun purchasing laws'


Dzhokar Tsarnaev finally moves off campus

Jihadist woman wishes her sons could be more like those Tsarnaev boys
Chris Christie: Breaking Band

Chris Christie: SPIDER KILLER!

Chris Christie facing lawsuit after “cruel and unusual” killing of spider
Morning-after pill added to school lunch menus in 12 states
Administration: There is no God but Barry. God is Dead, Long Live Obama!

Obama explains how they get all those cars on the back of one of those trucks

The incredible folding President (video)

Biden: “We need to tax American’s happiness!”
Al Sharpton: America’s first illiterate news anchor

Democratic candidate ahead by two points in 2064 Presidential poll


Arab-American actually kind of enjoys always having 2 bus seats to self

|International

Why Captain Kirk would intervene in Syria

[UK] Cammo running scared back to Merkel


Kim Jong Un is thinking about renaming North Korea

North Korea launches “cyber attack” by posting comments on YouTube

How North Korea proves we aren't going to Mars anytime soon

Kim Jong Un steps up as new spokesman for NRA


|Sports

Penguins use 3D printer to create functional goalie

Playoff hockey may or may not be going on right now

Tim Tebow signs with the Angels

Guide to Tim Tebow's future

Tim Tebow just sitting by himself in darkened Florida Gators football stadium

Comparing Tim Tebow and Jason Collins makes a lot of sense (if you don’t really think about it)

Jason Collins sues himself for slander


[UK] Angry Scotsman to be released into community

[UK] Sir Alex Ferguson vows to continue abusing referees and journalists in retirement

|Entertainment & Lifestyle

Heartbroken Chris Brown always thought Rihanna was the woman he’d beat to death

Lindsay Lohan's rehab stint off to great start—and she’s gone

Lindsay Lohan to have rehab wing named for her

Obama to host Woodstock 2013


Lindsey Buckingham asks for more screaming at Stevie Nicks in monitor


Social media rock star makes $28,000 per year (video)


Band’s tracks previously unreleased for good reason
|Science & Technology

Asian women reveal secrets to keeping a man happy


“Yoga pants in public” innovator to receive congressional Medal of Freedom

Malicious focus group convinces marketers Cinnamon Mountain Dew is the next big thing


Coke stops advertising to kids until they have permanent teeth to decay

Life remains meaningless until next Apple product launch


Everyone who started watching 'Mad Money' in 2005 now billionaires

Killer bees target women


Study: 98% of internet users admit their ROFL is just an LOL

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